Omg, this is such a good question. I love you, grey-face. <3

I’mma list my faves in no particular order, just as they pop in my head!

1. “You were almost a Jill sandwich!” Barry Burton, Resident Evil 1.

2. “War. War never changes.” The Narrator aka Ron Freekin Perlman, Fallout. 

3. “Prepare for unforeseen consequences.” G-Man, Half-Life.

4. “A man has a choice… I chose the impossible.” Andrew Ryan, BioShock. 

5. “Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.” G-Man, Half-Life 2.

6. “Your right hand comes off?” Leon S Kennedy, Resident Evil 4.

7. “You can’t hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he’s got a gun.” Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango

8. “Hello, my friend. Stay awhile and listen.” Deckard Cain, Diablo.

9. “Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.” GLaDOS, Portal. 

10. And for all the lulz, “I feel asleep!” Guard, Metal Gear. 

And honourable mention goes to, “A winner is you!” from Pro Wrestling .

The dead.

Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television,
choose washing machines,
cars,
compact disc players
and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health,
low cholesterol,
and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose life.
I chose somethin’ else.
And the reasons?
There are no reasons.

Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of Science Fiction.

Zoe: We live in a spaceship, dear. 

Wash: [long pause] …So..?

-Firefly Episode 14, Objects In Space 

Zoe: Proximity alert. We must be comin’ up on something.

Wash: Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing?!?! 
..
…
Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work.

-Firefly Episode 3, Bushwhacked. 

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!”

Watching Firefly again and enjoying every moment. <3

“I like zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.”
-Craig Ferguson

Truer words have likely never been spoken. This is for Lacey. <3

“A man chooses! A slave obeys!”
-Andrew Ryan, BioShock

“If you be my star,
I’ll be your sky.
You can hide underneath me
and come out at night.
When I turn jet black
and you show off your light.
I live to let you shine.

But you can skyrocket 
away from me.
And never come back
if you find another galaxy.
Far from here where
there’s more room to fly.
Just leave me your stardust
to remember you by.” 

“You can’t hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he’s got a gun.” - Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango